Illustrations by James Yamasaki
The Secret Files of Dr. Maliver
DAY 1: Emotion chip seems to be working. Emotobot shows joy. Side effect is a smell so malodorous that anyone within 20 feet of Emotobot will vomit.
DAY 2: Stink fixed, but emotion chip is malfunctioning. Emotobot has become . . . malevolent.
“DESTROY! DESTROY! DESTROY!”
DAY 3: Emotobot no longer wants to kill me. Instead, it just wants to malign me. More tests needed.
“I'm telling everyone what a failure you are!”
DAY 4: Have cured Emotobot of its malcontent by inviting it into my home. But . . . I may need to get a bigger couch.
“More popcorn, please.”